Do *not* ask for a bandage

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Certainly, don't ask for a "Band-Aid". And don't ask for a bandage, even "small bandage". Nope. <br /><br />Ask for a "plaster"...which is what the rest of the world calls it.<br /><br />Why "plaster"? Don't ask me. I ain't gotta clue.