A KC-135 bearing a Strategic Air Command (SAC) audit team from Offutt Air Force Base, Oklahoma– Headquarters SAC– appears on final approach without warning at a SAC wing.
Upon arrival, to the wing commander, the Audit-Team Commander says, “I’m from Offutt. We’re here to help”.
(lie #1)
The wing commander replies, “And we’re glad you’re here”.
(lie #2)
Yes, since the passage of the Bad Old Days and The Big Red Menace, I know, there is no more Strategic Air Command. Yet, I’m sure you get the point.