The Two Biggest Lies in the U.S. Air Force

A KC-135 bearing a Strategic Air Command (SAC) audit team from Offutt Air Force Base, Oklahoma– Headquarters SAC– appears on final approach without warning at a SAC wing. 

Upon arrival, to the wing commander, the Audit-Team Commander says,  “I’m from Offutt.  We’re here to help”.
(lie #1)

The wing commander replies, “And we’re glad you’re here”.
(lie #2)


Yes, since the passage of the Bad Old Days and The Big Red Menace, I know, there is no more Strategic Air Command.  Yet, I’m sure you get the point.

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